Actually, my money's on the two year old, peanut butter face and hands not withstanding, who grabbed it as I walked in the door proclaiming it was her baby and promptly began rocking and singing to it.
Take it away from her. I double dog dare you.
After she pushed it around in her doll stroller, fed it a bottle, gave it a bath and got bored with it, I got it back; it weighed in at 1 lb 12oz, a little over a foot long, and 10 inches around. It just opened yesterday and went berserk with growth over 24 hours. This is the same plant that other monster came from and it's got another waiting to be picked tomorrow. It's probably normal for you who grow zucchini on a regular basis and you're most likely rolling your eyes at me now. That's okay. This sucker can double as a bat! HA!
I love it! Lots of frozen zucchini for me. Woohoo!
The morning comes early. Sweet monstrous zucchini dreams.